David Stern should see this

In Korean baseball when there is a dispute, the way the players settle it, is by jumping up and down until one player can no longer continue, the last person standing is the winner.

In the video the pitcher plunks the batter in the shoulder with a pitch. The batter charges the mound and instead if throwing punches and kicks; he and the pitcher immediately start jumping on one leg, while holding the other leg up with both arms. It appears that the winner is determined by who can stay up the longest and contact is allowed. Not being sure if this is used in marital life I immediately called a Korean friend of mine who informed me unfortunately it was not. I was hoping to win my first argument with the Mrs. in the new millennium, but was denied again.

In application to sports, it's utterly ridiculous that the Korean players actually do this. In America we cannot even get players to shoot free throws under hand, never mind jump up and down on one foot. However, I would like to see David Stern and Mark Cuban settle their differences this way. Check out the video, it's hysterical.