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Chris Long - #1 D-Bag

submitted by dinabanina
April 02, 2008 | 37 comments |

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So what was the first thing I saw in my Facebook newsfeed tonight? The reason that I now hope Chris Long gets drafted by the Raiders as punishment for being such a jackass.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a huge fan of Mrs. Clinton myself, but as someone who's every move is being watched in the weeks before the Draft, how can you be stupid enough to join a Facebook group called "Hillary Clinton: Stop Running for President and Make Me a Sandwich"?

Way to show some character, Chris. Hope we don't ever cross paths...or you'll be getting a KNUCKLE sandwich from the Biotch.

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33 Comments On: "Chris Long - #1 D-Bag"

	1. truthaboutit , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	As DeShawn Stevenson should have learned.....MySpace and Facebook is the last thing you want to do as a celebrity/athlete. http://www.truthaboutit.net/2008/01/lock-smith-deshawn-stevensons-new.html

	1.1. CeciliosScribe , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	good call...the wiz offered some other advice to deshaun at the time (ok, so, we did)... http://www.legendofcecilioguante.com/2007/10/wizards-amend-stevensons-contract-with.html

	3. BearsNecessity , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	I'm guessing he assumes that his NFL scouts are voting for Obama.

	4. HomeRunBaller , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+5 pts \| \| \|
	it depends what kind of sandwich it is

	5. Harvey_Bars , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+9 pts \| \| \|
	His 40 time and benchpress scores were off the charts, but Long only scored a 6.5 on his Facebook page evaluation at the combine (for comparison, Vernon Gholston recorded the highest FPE with a 38, although most of that came from Scrabulous scores). Kiper now has him going somewhere between picks 10-15, while Todd McShay dropped him out of the first round all together. I'm pretty sure Long could start and be the lone member of a group named "I plan to deflower the 18 year old daughter of whatever GM drafts me" and he still wouldn't slip out of the top 3.

	5.3. nate77 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	that's some funny shit harv...

	5.4. webkid30 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	HAHAHA! That's great. How is this news worthy?

	5.5. Roger_Dorn , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Bobby Collins. Bobby Collins? Bobby Collins!

	5.5.1. Harvey_Bars , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	And Collins.....get a mop and clean this mess up.

	6. kgoon1590 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	It's OK, I think his agent runs his Facebook page for him. Maybe you should choose your friends more carefully...

	7. hibachi , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	ppl take facebook way too seriously...

	12. Eskin215 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	-2 pts \| \| \|
	He's right though. Clinton is a moron and should be doing nothing but making sandwhiches and cleaning up after me.

	12.3. phillyfitz , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	hey eskin, what's for dinner?

	12.4. phillyfitz , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	go make me a whopper, king

	13. cowboykilla520 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	men have died and will continue to die so we can have the fredom of speech and Cris sood up for what he belives in he dosent want hillary in office and neither do I (of course i dont want any of the current candidates on either side) but he can do or say what ever he wants and u should respect that atleast hes saying what he dosent belive in as opposed to siting back and doing nuthing how come its okay for brad pitt, George Clooney, and Ben Afflek can talk crap on Bush but if someone says something about a Democrat its direspect. good for u chris

	13.1. rotodestroyer , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+3 pts \| \| \|
	I don't think the backlash has anything to do with talking smack about Clinton, I think it has more to do with the overtly sexist overtones of the group he joined.

	13.1.1. nate77 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+2 pts \| \| \|
	exactly

	13.1.2. dinabanina , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+2 pts \| \| \|
	ah, someone who gets it! thank you :) cowboykilla...he is free to put his opinion out there by joining a group like this, just like i am free to then bash him for looking like a sexist pig. i mean, if i, as a caucasian, joined a group called "obama: stop running for president and go pick some cotton", i would HOPE that someone would publicly denounce my behavior, if not beat the crap out of me.

	13.1.2.2. BearsNecessity , April 03, 2008	+1 pts \| \| \|
	What if I said: "Ron Paul: stop running for president and address your true calling in the Trekkie Nation"? Does that make me anti-Vulcan?

	13.2. robbie , June 24, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	yup..its time..all of us RIGHT minded people let the whacked out George Soros wanna bee's...to know, WE HAVE HAD ENUF... CHris Long, don't know, never met him...but reading his stuff...sounds like he has his head on RIGHT. be proud to meat him and heck..i'd make him a sandwich...his call...

	17. greenblood20 , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	lighten up and have a sense of humor..what a surprise a football player who's a meathead..really, you seem intelligent enough not to let a football player who has probably had his @$$ kissed his whole bother you.I truely hope so..

	19. phillyfitz , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+3 pts \| \| \|
	after 8 years of bush i think all of america could use a good turkey and cheese

	19.1. BlueWorkhorse , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	+2 pts \| \| \|
	Turkey & Cheese? How could you go with anything other than PB&J?

	19.1.1. Pinkpanthrrr , April 15, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	I can make a mean fluffernutter.

	21. houseofsmack , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	thats my kinda post.

	23. phillyfitz , April 03, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	john mccain is bush, its that simple, vote for mccain if you think bush is a good president, you like war, you think torture is justified, or if you are lucifer

	23.2. greenblood20 , April 07, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	dude, you obviously don't know anything about politics, so i suggest you stick to your limited knowledge of sports.Thank you and have a great day citizen!

	23.3. robbie , June 24, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	wow r u out there..so..u r a secular progressive? sounds it..poor thing.. so, read up...if u can read...study the years of Jimmy Carter as president...for barry, is on the same course as this left wing ex Prez is...btw..he lost in 1979...a land slide...49 states...to 1 state...Carter LOST HUGE... amazing how little u don't know..and then try to sell ur lack of intelligence as gospel...ooops..as a secular progressive..u don't bellieve in GOD..

	24. tcbailey24 , April 06, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	I think the Yard should try and get Chris Long. I think he'd provide some creative commentary. What do you think?

	24.1. robbie , June 24, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	here here..i agree...seems to be a lot of nutz on here..don' thave a clue what Barry is about... i know more about him then i care to admit to...

	26. cowboykilla520 , April 06, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	totaly and if he did get drafted by the Raiders hed still be a beast and ya they wont be good anytime soon but there young and getting better.

	28. robbie , June 24, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	so...you now have a problem with FREEDOM OF SPEECH...grow up babe, politics is what it is..NASTY. and given Mrs CLintons background...whatever comment Chris Long said about her, must be really tame.

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