The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Three


Week three is upon us already everyone and we're ready to go with the PWCs. I'm splitting duties with, your friend and mine, S2N and we've got some great games to cover today. Keep the comments coming early and often.

Your College Football Announcing Schedule: Week Three

Whoa. Some technical difficulties there with the mics going out. That's not good. Oh and that "John Buccigross For President" sign made me chuckle. Oooh and lookie here....an FJM sign...."Lee Corso Is Football's Joe Morgan"....


"Ohio State can't beat USC with singles or doubles hitters; they need home run guys." - Lee Corso (Via S2N)

Ah a baseball reference when you're being compared to Joe Morgan in the crowd.

"They had trouble tackling because they weren't bringing their feet with them." - Ray Bentley (Via S2N)

Hahaha. Now we're cooking.

"The only way you get better is in games, not practice."- Rick Walker (Via Joe)

Are we seriously going to talk about the OSU-USC during every game today ESPN? Good lord...it's only noon.

"You're talking two time zones away, three hours difference"- Andre Ware talking about Cal having problems with the time difference (Via David)

"The holder, Keegan Patterson, couldn't handle the package." - Ray Bentley, after FAU fumbles a field goal snap.

"Ringer spurts free and into the end zone!"- Pam Ward
"All he needed was a small crack to get through."- Ray Bentley

Hopefully this rainy weather brings out the double entendres. (Via Anon)

Me too Anon...me too. The game is certainly boring enough...liven it up Pam!

"Tough to be accurate when you have this much man in your face."- Charles Davis (Via Anon)

Whoa.

Also, forgot to mention the Ohio State-USC game for the 54th time, and Ray Bentley will watch it "at his palatial estate on the lake." (Via Joe)

"Any house is a palatial estate for you, Ray"- Pam Ward

Awwwwww! How sweet.

"Guess that's a tribute to how tall [Colin Kaepernick] is -- he stepped out of bounds at the 3 and they're spotting it at the 1." - D'Marco Farr (Via S2N)

"That's the full fifteen"- Andre Ware on a facemask penalty

There is only the full fifteen now, Andre.

"Great tackle, er, broken tackle by Charles. Gordon finally gets him in the backfield. Gain of 5 for Charles."- Pam Ward (Via Landon)

I had to read that one a few times to understand it, and my head hurts now.

"I wonder if Jahvid Best's haircut came before or after his 200 yard performance. Might have something to do with his negative one yard today." - Andre Ware
"Speaking of hair, we go to someone who always keeps his hair in good shape, Rece Davis." - Dave Pasch
"I always try to stay well coiffed." - Rece Davis

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