I should have started earlier trying to have kids with the ladies after watching this video. I don't know if this kid Cody Paul has been on Yard Barker before, but all I know is he is the man. After watching the video for the seventeenth time, I have decided that I am either going to let him consummate my marriage on my wedding night or take the virginity of my first daughter. He could officially be the next great white hope. Check out the video and let me know what ya'll think.
Second on the agenda, I was dragged on a double date last night to see the new Kate Hudson and Matt McConaughey movie, Fool's Gold. This could honestly be the worst movie that I have even been to in my whole life. I am fairly certain that the directors were aware of the atrocious script and thus had to devise a plan to retain viewers; consequently, McConaughey and Hudson were basically naked for most of the movie. I understand he has a hot body and the ladies like him (no homo) and she is sexy (needs a little upper body enhancement), but if I just wanted to see bodies I would have stayed at home and watched skinomax or found something on the web.
I know the entire world uses ebay, but I am losing my virginity today as I am about to post my first items to sell. I have already bid on ACC basketball tickets here in Charlotte. If any readers have any leads on tickets, let me know!
The off-season is starting to move by pretty fast since I am less than 2 weeks from my first tournament in Guatemala. Without a doubt, this is going to be a breakout season for me.
GO Terps, beat Duke!
Second on the agenda, I was dragged on a double date last night to see the new Kate Hudson and Matt McConaughey movie, Fool's Gold. This could honestly be the worst movie that I have even been to in my whole life. I am fairly certain that the directors were aware of the atrocious script and thus had to devise a plan to retain viewers; consequently, McConaughey and Hudson were basically naked for most of the movie. I understand he has a hot body and the ladies like him (no homo) and she is sexy (needs a little upper body enhancement), but if I just wanted to see bodies I would have stayed at home and watched skinomax or found something on the web.
I know the entire world uses ebay, but I am losing my virginity today as I am about to post my first items to sell. I have already bid on ACC basketball tickets here in Charlotte. If any readers have any leads on tickets, let me know!
The off-season is starting to move by pretty fast since I am less than 2 weeks from my first tournament in Guatemala. Without a doubt, this is going to be a breakout season for me.
GO Terps, beat Duke!
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