THE BELMONT STAKES, GRUDEN AND VARIOUS AVERTED DISASTERS. PART I

The day started off well enough thanks in part to an ingenious decision by Ted and me to go to bed early on Friday night. That investment paid dividends that fully vested first thing Saturday morning when I awoke feeling fresh and well rested - the perfect feeling for a day of relentless drinking, smoking, gambling and socializing; a day that ended, I should add, the next morning at 2:45am with an unprovoked shot-gun of a Schlitz can and an unwelcome sucker punch in the stomach from Gruden, but more on that later:

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