Don Mattingly Is A Miracle Worker But The Kids Still Suck

Last night, the Dodgers' hitters were so inspired by Don Mattingly's mere presense that they decided to stop sucking. God only knows what he said to all of them before the game, but he should do it before every game. I would imagine his speech to the guys was something along the lines of, "STOP BEING A BUNCH OF SINGLE HITTING PRISSES AND HIT THE BALL OVER THE FENCE, JESUS".

Obviously motivated by the sheer aura of Donnie Baseball, Nomar managed to do something he hadn't done in 6 years...take a dump without assistance. But seriously, he actually...