Latest Pro Athlete DUI - Dontrelle Willis

I hope this lowers his vlaue enough for him to be traded to the Mets.

Didn't David Cone whip out his piece in the bullpen during spring training one year because he was drunk. Yep, Willis will make a perfect Met. Although, peeing while intoxicated on the side of the road in Florida is probably tolerated more there than in other places so I wouldn't hold my breath on a trade.

Boys will be boys. Why doesnt someone like Willis have a driver all the time, especially when drinking.

hahaha imagine seeing a guy step out of his bentley and take a leak.
that's priceless!!! I think i'd go up to him and say, "Hey! You're just like me...but with an obscene amount of disposable income!"

I've pissed on the street befoe, and i'll probably do it again

I'm actually peeing on the street right now!