White Sox season awards...
Mark Buehrle -- The Tums Award -- For upsetting the most stomach's with his performances.
Jose Contreras -- Egghead Award -- For having the biggest head, EVER.
Neal Cotts -- Worst LOOGY Award -- For not being able to get out lefties.
Freddy Garcia -- Cheech and Chong Award -- For watching his fastball disappear behind a giant cloud of weed.
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