Joey Chestnut sucks at sucking noodles, should stick to swallowing wieners

Joey Chestnut proved that his pride is as American as his name when he took down Takeru Kobayaski in the 92nd annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, putting down 66 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes. And like his All-American name and All-American eating habits, Chestnut proved that he'd rather eat an All-American hot [...]