The New Jersey Nets will be represented at the draft lottery by hip-hop mogul and part owner, Jay-Z. With the NBA being the copycat league that it is, the P.R. staffs of all the other lottery teams were in an absolute frenzy Monday trying to secure their own rock stars who could serve as suitable representatives for their franchises. Late Monday, the Tirico Suave research staff was able to compile a complete list who each team will be sending to Secaucus.
1. Miami Heat - Suge Knight
It wasn't that long ago that both the Miami Heat and Suge Knight were two of the most feared and respected entities in their respective communities, but things have certainly changed in a hurry. The Miami Heat are now the worst team in the NBA and Suge Knight occasionally gets knocked out by barbers who are six inches shorter and a 140 lbs. lighter than he is. Unrelated note: if you need to reach me later on tonight, I'll be dangling by my ankles of the balcony off the 20th floor of the Tirico Suave office building.
1. Miami Heat - Suge Knight
It wasn't that long ago that both the Miami Heat and Suge Knight were two of the most feared and respected entities in their respective communities, but things have certainly changed in a hurry. The Miami Heat are now the worst team in the NBA and Suge Knight occasionally gets knocked out by barbers who are six inches shorter and a 140 lbs. lighter than he is. Unrelated note: if you need to reach me later on tonight, I'll be dangling by my ankles of the balcony off the 20th floor of the Tirico Suave office building.
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