Bowen blames Jesus Christ for his crying

If you watch enough Spurs basketball, you know that Bruce Bowen has never committed a foul. Ever. His recent hilariously ironic suspension for attempting to drive his heel through Chris Paul's gonads got a discussion of Bowen's infamous tactics started. Via CSTB, Bowen defends his style, as well as his incessant complaining about whistles, to the San Antonio Express-News' Jeff McDonald.

"I'm a Christian," he said. "Sometimes when we feel like we're wrongfully accused, you have to look at it as people we try to emulate our lives after were wrongfully accused. It's about how you handle that, more than anything else."

So…let me get this straight. Bruce, feels it's his duty, to piss, moan, and fight every "foul" called against him, because, he's fighting to protect Jesus Christ's name.

Ahhhh…well f***, how ironic. See…when I watch Bruce Bowen, I usually end up muttering the words "JESUS ******* CHRIST", so, I guess Bruce does have a legit beef. (mmm beef)

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10 Comments On: "Bowen blames Jesus Christ for his crying"

 
Can T.O. blame Jesus for his crying, too? Bown sucks!!!!!!

well subtract a B and add an S to the end....i guess if OWEN is in ur name you just are a bitch

Won't argue with that, but Bown still sucks!!

If you are going to bash Bruce Bowen at least spell his name correctly. Fail!!

Bowen, Bowen, Bowen. I think I got it now. Pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, Bowen still sucks.

no he thinks he is just like Jesus who was "wrongfully accused" as well.

bowen is just mad because andre iguodala owns him

he is a bowener

It's almost time for Bowen to ruin watching playoff basketball again for me with his clutching, grabbing, and holding. I'm counting the days until his retirement.

I guess my big question is, why does he continue to get away with that crap? He must be good at dodging the refs or something.

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