Tony Parker = Penetrator

Anyone else notice the ridiculous team roles that TNT has been putting up along with player stats? Some of them make sense but I think someone has to be having fun with others. For example (these are real)

Rip Hamilton-Efficient Scorer

Tony Parker-Penetrator

Jamaal Magliore-Space Eater

LeBron James-Savior

I think this demands that we write our own

Here are my suggestions

Sam Cassel-Head Like an Alien

Chris Paul-Nut Puncher

What are yours?

10 Comments On: "Tony Parker = Penetrator"

 
Wasn't Tony Skin Nut Puncher?

yep but chris paul did it first was suspended for a game or two in the ACC tourney

i remember that!! that was on julius hodge, the dude plays in the NBL (australia) now, or atleast he did last season

I have video of that. Connor Nolte found it first, but I still have video. ;-)

Penetrator, huh? Weren't these guys ever in 8th grade?

Now, if they attached the word "dribble" to the description, then it would be more accurate. As in "dribble penetrator." Huh huh.

That reminds me about a quote from Lt. Frank Drebin of Police Squad. "I like [to do it] the way I play basketball. One-on-one and with as little dribbling as possible." :-D

and after that if i remember correctly they got in full body condoms

No, I'm referring to the third film ("33 1/3"), while you are referring to the first one. Still, the point is valid.

Penetrator? then the source should be eva longoria

TP stopper is DEVIN HARRIS

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