Eddie Griffin pled guilty to charges of "inattentive driving" on Monday. By inattentive driving the court means "Jerking off to dashboard porno while driving drunk."
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Eddie Griffin's last newsworthy accomplishment was masturbating in public. Here's a list of athletes who have shook hands with their monster and gotten caught.
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Passion and Pride's Jon Burkett says, "Whether Ed Stefanski can help us turn it around or not remains to be seen, but he will give it his best shot. To leave the same post with a division rival to take this job just speaks confidence into Stefanski's perspective on the situation he's coming into.   more...
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SI top 5 slary efficent teams and bottom 4 5 Most efficient franchisesWhat is the price of winning? Try dividing each team's payroll by the number of wins.Many teams perform this exercise at the end of the regular season to see if they spent their money efficiently. With two weeks left in the   more...
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2009 Mock Draft UpdatedNo. 1No. 2No. 3 NE Patriots Draft 6/9 M.JohnsonM.OherR.Maualuga NFL Draft Blitz 6/7 C.WellsT.TebowLaurinaitis APFootball 6/7 M.CrabtreeM.OherLaurinaitis NFL Draft Dog 6/7 T.TebowM.CrabtreeLaurinaitis New NFL Draft 6/5 M.OherM.CrabtreeLaurinaitis Online Sports Fanatic   more...
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2009 Mock Draft SiteUpdatedNo. 1No. 2No. 3 NE Patriots Draft 6/15 M.Johnson M.Oher R.Maualuga APFootball 6/15 M.Crabtree M.Oher Laurinaitis NFL Mocks 6/12 M.Crabtree M.Oher M.Stafford New NFL Draft 6/12 M.Oher M.Crabtree Laurinaitis Con Draft 6/9 T.Tebow M.Stafford M.Johnson   more...
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The I-TEAM report showed surveillance tape of Griffin's Cadillac Escalade truck smashing into an SUV parked in front of Santana Foods grocery store on University Avenue in southeast Minneapolis. Store owner Abed Hassuneh said Griffin was drunk and told him he had been watching pornography on his   more...
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by GMoney, The Money ShotI'm not going to lie to all of the fine Epic Carnival readers out there...I like the Celebrity Softball Game played over the All-Star break. It only takes up an hour of my time, the announcers are having fun, and rich people completely embarrass themselves. This year, other   more...
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