Do you think there's any player in the NBA that doesn't get ass? OK, because he's the poster boy for Vanilla Ice Cream, Mark Madsen obviously doesn't get ass. But, other than Mr. Maddy? Here's who I nominate for my ALL-NBA NO-ASS TEAM...The Guy Report Editor Rick Cipes' is a humor consultant for   more...
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Kevin Garnett was suspended one game by the NBA on Sunday for throwing a punch at Detroit's Antonio McDyess.Garnett won't play Sunday night when Minnesota visits the Phoenix Suns. He leads the Timberwolves with 22.2 points and 12.8 rebounds per game.With 5:18 left in the fourth quarter of the   more...
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This is part of my series of articles previewing all 30 NBA teams and the upcoming season.In recent commercials, Garnett has been featured by Adidas in their "It takes 5ive" campaign. He really should know when you look at this team and ho far it's dropped in the span of a couple of seasons. They   more...
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A few things you notice when you read Mark Madsen's blog: 1) Madsen is a dork. Here's how he starts one of his posts: "In warmups before the game Sammy [Cassell] told me I needed a haircut. I told him I would get him a bottle of Rogaine for his bald head. We both had a good laugh out of it." 2) He   more...
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I don't want to alarm any of you, but there is something you should know.Mark Madsen is starting in NBA basketball games.
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When I try to compare Joakim Noah to current NBA players about the last guy who comes to mind is Mark Madsen. But according to ChicagoSports.com's Sam Smith, a few scouts have drawn that comparison.Quoting an NBA big man's coach he says, "I see him as a mid- to low first-round pick." Most mock   more...
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