The yard is quiet ...so check this out!

The first of June is here and we made no splash,

So now its time for people to talk their trash,

We all sat and waited with our hopes high,

Unfortuntly we didn't get "that" big physical guy,

Now we sit a few hours past four,

Awaiting the news of a true#1, out their teams door,

Could he be coming our way? Probably not.

But hey who knows its worth a shot,

Could it be Cinco Ocho whos number 85?,

With him on the squad he could keep 5 alive,

Or the guy from the lions, that beast Roy?

We can watch him throw defenders around like a toy,

Now lets not forget about Anquan Boldin,

If we aqquire him our O will be golden,

We sit here as if it were Christmas eve,

Hoping for news we cannot belive,

We all want him physical with lots of speed,

Lets hope we get that WR we need,

Anyone of these names will be fine with me,

So I will comeback later to check and see,

I was bored Yardbarkers and this is what happens with no news!!!!!

65 Comments On: "The yard is quiet ...so check this out!"

 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i gotta prop you for this, the rhyme is AWESOME!!!!

oh woow hahaha

bet that took awhile

I know i am not the only one that has faithfully checked the yard and every other nfl site for news, so figured i would at least give us something to read!

Oh my god that was lame. You really need a spell checker!

He's not a poet, and now we know it!

seriously with this???

sportspagenetwork.com


Seriously!!!!

Enrique's glass if half empty. Now worries, 757. Great post!

everyone chill out on the spell check

and if you dont care

then why even talk about it

rofl, piss on cowboy fans

wow, you must have been very bored..... maybe not do that again, I felt embarrassed for you as I read it, no offense.

Eagles fans, it's getting late
another day, and here we wait

nothing has happened, like many have said
no breaking news, the trade block is dead

our roster is set, Andy hath spoken
we cannot fix that which is not broken

a top 10 offense with injuries galore
gaining more depth and showing no one the door

a healthy McNabb and a scary D
who can now stop us?...nobody

this is our year, we've said it before
after this season we'll be wanting no more

ask for nothing more.... just wear your Green
let dem Birds know we support This Team

Squish refer to your comment before your "poem" ....You took the words right out of my mouth in regards to your own poem. So the Eagles get NOONE like EVERYONE who knows ANYTHING abiut football said the WHOLE time, and now your an embarrassment to REAL EAGLES fans and it just not fair. Anyone who is "shocked" or "disappointed" by the absolutely UN-NEWS-WORTHY "news" of nothing happening, does not deserved to be called an Eagles fan, because true Eagles fans actually KNOW their football, theyre not little kids (or 20s and 30 somethings with the brain capacity of an infant) and knew all along NOTHING would happen yesterday. NOW ENOUGH OF THE FOCKING WR COMMENTS/F'ing POEMS AND JUST MAKE IT FREAKEN STOP NOW!!! For the LOVE of GOD, just GIVE it UP already people!?!?!?! Your makimg ME turn against other "Eagles Fans" which is just plain ridiculous....Thanks You!!!!!!!!!

well sir that was quite a rant....not sure what ur point is here, please elaborate?
r u mad because?
A. I replied to a poem....with a poem?
B. We did not pick up anybody....
C. ...I'm content with our current team
D. I did not intend to offend 757EaglesFan in any way...

I'm thinking you misread my poem there chief.... I'm not sad we did not make a trade.....its more of a nice way to say I told you so....because there are nice ways to prove a point.... u should try it sometime. have a great day

that was EPIC

WOW, i'm actually pretty shocked here, although i don't know why. it was a break from the same ole same ole blogs here. i'm not ashamed in the least that i replied on this thread, nor could i care about his spelling, ya dig? why anyone would slam another fan - see this is why i just shake my head and walk away. you all have a kicken day.

ck0712

Well said!

I second that ck. Green on green crime has to stop! The poems aren't embarrassing, it's the bashing of one another that is. We have to put up with enough of other fans bashing us, why do it to each other?

You crack me up Mom. "green on green crime". HaHa!! Better call Rev. Sharpton.

Nah, I'll call Swoop and Sean from the Dirty Thirty. They have more pull around here.

as i read that there was an old school beat in ma head lol... funny post

Ck the whole poem thing MUST be a girl thing,

no way - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! know what, it's the sht like that right there doll face, that makes me laugh even harder. and makes me blog even harder, to bring the news to the yard. the WR's blogs, i don't read them because i don't care-this one was funny, this one amused me, this guy actually took some thought and wrote a "poem" to try to lighted up the whole mood here in the yard. again, it does not surprise me in the least, that one would bash, or one would call me a girl......HELLYEAH i am & i'm good at what i do, dig it

peace out ck0712

You seriously have got to be kidding Ck??? At what point did I "bash" you for "being a girl" LOL I mean you cant be serious. The ONLY thing I said in regards to being a female is as clear as day above...I'll re-write for ya..."Ck the whole poem thing must be a girl thing"...NEVER at any point did I question your intellect, sports knowledge, or be demeaning in ANY way. You KNOW im one of YOUR biggest fans and for you to say that, seriously surprises me. Theres about 3 people whose posts I read and take seriously, YOU being the main one. IM SORRY, but theres nothing I said that I didnt mean or would take back. Besides maybe the girl comment, bc I should have figured it would be twisted into something completely different than what it clearly states. IM SORRY for not being a FAN of poems?? Im not even going to get into why all the sudden "sports fans" are "poem fans" because its obviously an extremely sensitive day for EVERYONE including myself. And that will just create another "firestorm" LOL....You can "dig" whatever you like, if I dont like something I can state that too. Im sorry that only me and a few others say how we TRULEY feel, but thats what the websites here for. People post what they consider things that are worth it, and people leave comments agreeing/disagreeing with the post (if original)..But to suggest that Im bashing "girls" is just flat out ridiculous and you know better CK. I have mad respect for your posts and you KNOW this. We dont have to agree on EVERYTHING, its just most guys see a pretty girl on the site and there going to agree with everything they say/think, me not being one of them. But THAT seems more sexist to me, atleast moreso than what I said. I think when a female knows her stuff about sports its ABSOLUTELY awesome, and I think your posts are usually better than ANY other barker on the site, male/female or whatever, I dont even usually know the sex unless theres a blatant picture up. If "fans" are upset that I dont think "poems" belong in an NFL post, thats FINE. Ok you know what, this time I'm gonna bite my lip bc I KNOW what im about to say will set some people off in here, and Im not here to do that. I went on a little tangent(if thats how you spell it) this morning because I thought the poem was terrible and didnt belong on a sports website. SORRY IF MY OPINION OFFENDS YOU, but ITS MY opinion which im entitled to have. Im not here to please certain people, or try to "impress" anyone. Im here to read peoples original posts, but maybe this just isnt the site for me....Im REAL in real life and I'm REAL in here, been that way and will stay that way. Sorry if that doesnt "please" you all...

ah, rubs hands, now this is what i was waiting for. this is perfect reply Jared :) and i always dig everything i say and do, that's how i am. the girl thing, i took it and ran with it, as i always have. if you've been reading my blogs from day one you would know that. as for a pretty girl and everyone agreeing, that isn't so, for the LONGEST time ppl. thought i was a GUY, using some chicks picture :)!!!!!! you didn't offend me at ALL!! not in the least, that's why i laughed before i started to reply above.

i don't take offense to anything anyone says on this site, but i voice my opinion and i'm tired of seeing eagle hate on hate on this site. it's become mundane at best.

i'm glad you're real cuz i am too and i will come straight force. YOU make sure you have a wonderful day and go drink some coffee and wake up, well maybe some redbull it's almost lunchtime :) !!!

Cool ive had a rough week, and on your other post you totally went off on me? Im just going to shut up today because I obviously have a bad case of verbal diarrea today, and your the last person I am trying to offend or upset. I would never "bash" your articles, I mean like Ive said, your my FAVORITE barker. I can see after re-reading my original comment that it was nasty and angry, and 757 Eagles, I apologize for taking out my frusterastions on your post. Im not the bashing type, and I totally bashed today. Please disregard my original comment and do your thing...Sorry for the negativity and you guys are right...The green on green bashing is totally not necassary and its because of my own frusterations with the whole WR thing...My apologies to you all.....

i deleted my saints blog, and it had nothing to do with you, when i just logged in now, i saw that the replies on there, pretty much had nothing to do with football ;0 !!!!

MY apologies to you as well Mr. Jared, the eagles nation good or bad, have got to stick together no matter what, that is the beauty of being an eagles fan

agreed 100% we all bleed green....and Im glad you deleted the Reggie blog bc Im embarassed for the comments I left, thanks all for understanding...I appreciate it...

Wish I could have had your back earlier, Ck. But I feel no need to chime in now because you handled things. But I do want to tell you I think you're the sh-t. I truly appreciate you taking the high road (which we know is not always easy - especially when attacks become personal), for advocating decency between folks on the threads (especially for fans of the same team - and for those folks who are just angry), for not letting some folks get away with the "boy/girl" bullsh-t, for knowing how to stay on-topic (versus letting it get personal), and for knowing your stuff. You are definitely my Yardarker Shero! People... take lessons!

I wish you knew how hard I'm laughing at all of your posts on here, someone must have pissed in your wheaties

Squish, stop laughing dammit LOL!!!!!
Kat, i just answered you & THE YARD SHOULD KNOW order has been restored, Jared & i have kissed & made up!!!!!
LOL!!!!

no really ;0 !!!!! gets ya wondering huh LMAO!!!!!!

Squish, you know the saying: hell hath no fury! Just stay on our good sides and there won't be any problems!

lol well guess what i'm a girl too and i'm a huge broncos-bills fan and i thumbed this up last night because it was funny and different. oh man this sht on here is priceless anymore gets better and better as the days pass. girls can hang with the men too and by the looks of things, doin a pretty good job ot it.
nice poem, 757 and that's coming from another chick on the site lol

Wish I could give ya more than one thumb up.

I don't care what ppl say. That post was at least original and you took some time to actually write it (as opposed to just copy and pasting "news"). Good job dude.

Dig it. And for that I just became a fan of yours! Thumbs up!

Thanx for all of your support! I was just tired of seeing the same crap on here and wanted to do something a little original. I think people are hating cuz they didn't think of it!.. Nobody said i was tryn to go platinum with it just different!!!

LMAO! Do your thing, 757.

I replied with one of my own..... it spices things up a bit. surely we will not be publishing these anytime soon, but what the hell? it was fun

i saw that doll & i loved it as well, now will you stop laughing LOL!

I'm always laughing.... for some reason I'm amused by my antics and commentary.... my real nickname is Happy but that is taken on every site so i use this one

I liked the poem. And geez, people. It's not that hard to not read it if it makes you that angry.
It's not like he came into your living room and forced you to read it at gunpoint.

Just a suggestion - though - maybe the more lighthearted type stuff could be tagged under backyard so people don't feel so offended about having it in the feed?

hell i'm just going to run through this thread for you 757 and thumb all the nice replies up, because that's what girls do lol

I know I'm late, but I'll join you Shana.

Thanx CK

hey i liked it LOL!!!!! what can i say & whomever is running through here taking thumbs off as i'm sitting here. really grow up LOL!!!!!

to be honest i didn't know i was back in high school with my english teacher!

Normally I don't really care but, man, every other word is mis-spelled!