NY Rangers Acquire The Guy Who's Banging "The Girl Next Door"

Nice side bonus for Rangers fans who get to see her in attendance.

I didn't think of that. You're right, what a boost for the 38 people in New York who show up to watch an 11th place NHL team.

I have season tickets and Ill be sure to smell her out Friday night at my next game.

What's hockey?

Chose option 2

The Rangers needed grit real bad. Their only options at goon were Ryan Hollweg, who can't shoot without falling down, and Colton Orr, whose name pretty much speaks for itself.

Jan Marek, was the key guy in the deal. He's the Rangers best European Prospect, but has held out from coming to America for years. He'll be a good second line winger if he ever comes over.

Chose option 1

Henrik Lundqvist will choose Option 2.

Who cares about hockey? Choose option 2.

People who are athletic enough to play it, probably. Guys like you should stick to option 1, you wouldn't be interested in anything to do with option 2.

Option 2....Nice.

Avery was voted the dirtiest player in the NHL by his peers in an ESPN poll they showed over the "All Star" Break no one knew about. So he's a scumbag and screws a hot piece of ass, sounds like a cool guy to me.

She kills Anna Benson....Is there a hotter wife/girlfriend of an athlete?

That sports agent, Bob Sugar, recently married Nikki Cox. I know he is an agent, but I figured that might still count. Nikki Cox is really hot.

on some days

Nikki Cox is married to Jay Mohr, not Bob Sugar.