Chic Body Builder Busted for Steroids

If there is one consistent theme in each of the athlete-busted-for performance-enhancing-drugs stories, it is that the accused always claim the testing is flawed. Rarely do they ever claim innocence. To me that seems odd. If I were an athlete who was wrongfully accused I would shout my innocence from the mountain tops. Hiding behind lawyers and legalese pointing to errors in testing is suspect. While its reasonable to assume that lab errors and screw-ups occur, the most egregious cases involve female body builders. Come on, it doesn't seem reasonable or humanly possible to pump enough iron to develop muscles that invert your boobs and make them pop out your bum.