With all this talk about Jenn Sterger ripping on Erin Andrews, have we really taken time to discuss the most important things in this debate?
Have we really taken time to look at this problem from every possible angle?
See, here at Epic Carnival, we care about our readers. We care about giving you all the information so you can make an informed decision about critical subjects.
So tonight, we take a scientific approach to the Sterger-Andrews debate. We hit every nook and cranny these two have to offer....
The better view from behind...
Now Andrews has what many of us would in the industry like to call, "The Model Butt". Not really curvaceous but just enough to leave you wondering whats underneath. But Sterger, she leaves it all out there. Hers is more of a porn star butt(not that I would know) with more cushion to the pushin. While many of us enjoy what Sterger has to offer, the Andrews butt remains a mystery and because of that, we gotta love give her the nod.
Edge: Andrews
The rack...
The age old argument of perky breasts vs. watermelons. And its tough to discriminate against either one here. But scientifically, bigger is almost always better. 60% of the time it works all the time.
Edge: Sterger by a a cup size
The bigger slut.....
Hmm, let's see here? Andrews lets horny college guys grab her tits, Sterger lets horny college gals grab hers.
Edge: Even
Fan Rabidness
One was a Florida dazzler, the other had front row seats and dangled her breasts in front of Brent Musberger. The fact that Sterger switched her allegiance to South Florida for a time being is the ultimate fan no-no
Edge: Andrews
Attraction from dirty older men
When you got Bruce Pearl and Dick Vitale drooling all over you and grabbing you on the air, its not even fair to ask this question
Edge: Andrews
More likely to appear in Playboy
Oops, I guess Jenn already beat Erin to this one. My bad
Edge: Sterger
So there you have it folks, Erin Andrews barely edges out Jenn Sterger 3.5 to 2.5 in the Epic Carnival debate.
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Have we really taken time to look at this problem from every possible angle?
See, here at Epic Carnival, we care about our readers. We care about giving you all the information so you can make an informed decision about critical subjects.
So tonight, we take a scientific approach to the Sterger-Andrews debate. We hit every nook and cranny these two have to offer....
The better view from behind...
Now Andrews has what many of us would in the industry like to call, "The Model Butt". Not really curvaceous but just enough to leave you wondering whats underneath. But Sterger, she leaves it all out there. Hers is more of a porn star butt(not that I would know) with more cushion to the pushin. While many of us enjoy what Sterger has to offer, the Andrews butt remains a mystery and because of that, we gotta love give her the nod.
Edge: Andrews
The rack...
The age old argument of perky breasts vs. watermelons. And its tough to discriminate against either one here. But scientifically, bigger is almost always better. 60% of the time it works all the time.
Edge: Sterger by a a cup size
The bigger slut.....
Hmm, let's see here? Andrews lets horny college guys grab her tits, Sterger lets horny college gals grab hers.
Edge: Even
Fan Rabidness
One was a Florida dazzler, the other had front row seats and dangled her breasts in front of Brent Musberger. The fact that Sterger switched her allegiance to South Florida for a time being is the ultimate fan no-no
Edge: Andrews
Attraction from dirty older men
When you got Bruce Pearl and Dick Vitale drooling all over you and grabbing you on the air, its not even fair to ask this question
Edge: Andrews
More likely to appear in Playboy
Oops, I guess Jenn already beat Erin to this one. My bad
Edge: Sterger
So there you have it folks, Erin Andrews barely edges out Jenn Sterger 3.5 to 2.5 in the Epic Carnival debate.
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