http://www.yardbarker.com/content/player/2194 Recent articles about Chris Henry en-us Yesterday, former Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry, the magnet of trouble that he is, was unsurprisingly given an indefinite suspension by the NFL for, well, what has he not done over the last few years? Fortunately for Henry, he's not alone, as he's one of many on his former team whose decision-making capabilities are questionable, to say the least. So, with that in mind, I thought I'd put together a list of the 10 stupidest people/groups in the NFL today. Ryan Leaf, you're forgiven, and so are the 31 teams who passed on Tom Brady in the 2000 NFL Draft. Hindsight is 20/20, but you'll be paying for it for the next several years. 10. Any player who dares to mess with Ed Hochuli: Referees usually aren't a football fan's favorite people (unless they've given our team a generous call), but Hochuli has achieved Chuck Norris-like status not only because he's one of the top referees in the league, but more because of his humorous calls ('the defender was simply overpowered') and his physique, which Phil Simms is a great admirer of. Even if Hochuli may wear his shirts a size or two too small (or maybe he's just that buff), I don't know how many people would willingly face up to him in a dark alley, or on a football field. In his day job, he's renowned as a top lawyer. Could it be that he wins many of his cases by intimidation? One flex, and it's over. 9. Draft picks who hold out: So, Mr. First Rounder, who told you that it'd be a smart idea to hold out through the start of training camp just to get an extra couple mil? Considering that you haven't played a single down in the NFL yet, and there's a good chance you could be out of the league in a few years, you're not in a position to get greedy. I know, it might partly be your agent's fault, and that's another story for an entirely different post. You will still be able to afford everything you've ever wanted five times over, and most importantly, you won't fall behind in your development if you go ahead and get the negotiations done as quickly as possible. 8. Cedric Benson: Get arrested once, maybe it's an accident. Get arrested in the same place, for much the same offense, and you're asking for it. Good luck in Canada! 7. Lane Kiffin: Nothing against the Oakland Raiders, who have some potential to be a good team in the near future, but after all of the dramatics that happened following Kiffin's first season, you have to question why Kiffin took the job in the first place, when it's clear that Al Davis isn't exactly the epitome of patience. You could've stayed at USC, with your cushy, drama-free job as an assistant for one of the elite programs in the country, waiting patiently until a less drama-filled head coaching job came calling in the next couple of seasons. Fortunately, if you do get fired for not living up to Davis' standards, you won't have a problem with finding another job. 6. The Patriots' video assistant who got caught: All you had to do was not get caught, and what did you do? It's for the betterment of the game, though we all grew tired of Spygate months ago. As for your career, maybe you can get a job on the next remake of Candid Camera. 5. Bill Belichick: Responsibility. Learn how to take some of it. 4. Matt Millen: There's a chance that Millen could redeem himself if the Lions can get things turned around over the next few years, but I'm not the only one who wonders how he's still employed, though that may have been answered in #3. Maybe Barry Sanders made the right decision by retiring when he did, because if he had stayed until after Millen took over, he may have had the NFL rushing record, but he would've been even more miserable. At least the Lions made the playoffs five times during Sanders' ten seasons (1991, 1993-95, 1997). When Millen was hired, he had experience as an NFL player (1980-91) and as a TV/radio analyst. However, he had no front office experience, and it's showed, rather painfully at that: The Lions were 9-7 in 2000, but since Millen arrived prior to the next season, there've been seven straight losing seasons. 3. The leadership of the Detroit Lions and Cincinnati Bengals: Is there any surprise why these two franchises are far from what they were at one time? Their owners must be quite the sadomasochists when it comes to their fans and their franchise. 2. The entire crew of Cincinnati Bengals' troublemakers: Do they get together and say that they're going to run afoul of the law, or are all just stupid? I'll go with the latter. 1. Trent Green: I know Trent Green loves the game of football and doesn't want to walk away, but sometimes, it's a good idea to forget passion and think common sense. Why do I have Green at #1 despite all of the other possible choices? 1) After the severe concussion that he had in the 2006 season, he should've seriously considered hanging it up, but he was all too eager to come back. 2) He tried to block Travis Johnson, who's 6'3, 315 pounds, by trying to take his knees out with his head–while Johnson was running. 3) After Johnson's knee knocked him into the next week, he should've said, "Okay, that's it. I want to be able to know who and where I am in 20 years." Instead, he not only decided to come back, but he chose to sign with the St. Louis Rams. Because of the beating that Marc Bulger is likely to take in 2008, Green will likely see the field. And when he does, there's a good chance he could get rocked again–the last time the Rams' offensive line allowed less than 40 sacks in a season was 1999, which is why there's no surprise that eight different QBs have started under in that time period (Warner, Green, Bulger, Jamie Martin, Chris Chandler, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Gus Frerotte, Brock Berlin). So, who did I miss? I'm sure there are plenty of people that I missed, but these are my 10. Agree/disagree/have your own 10? Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:16:16 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/278023 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/278023 CINCINNATI (AP)—Former Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry has been suspended by the NFL pending the outcome of his trial later this month, his agent said Friday. The Bengals released Henry on April 3 after he was arrested for the fifth time. Henry is scheduled for trial June 24 in Hamilton County Common Pleas Court on charges of assault and criminal damaging. A man accused Henry of punching him in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle. Henry had received permission from the judge to try out with other NFL teams. Commissioner Roger Goodell has blocked him from doing so until his case is heard, agent Marvin Frazier said. If Henry is acquitted, the suspension could be lifted, Frazier said. Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:01:50 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/277807 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/277807 Since May 19, 2008 you have heard and read it on many a message board, news story, or analysis about the Raiders. Odell Thurman has been a wanted man in Oakland. It's questionable now since Jim Trotter of CNNSI.com has reported that Thurman has failed yet another drug test. Could this just be another Don Banksian rumor from the same web site that first reported that JaMarcus Russell was spending his offseason with his grandmother eating cupcakes and ho-ho's? Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:16:07 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/273664 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/273664 Ezra Butler was waived due to marijuana possession. Vince Young was considering retirement. Pacman Jones, after all his fiasco ends up with one of the NFC's elite teams. Michael Vick, well... you know. But why do these NFL players get themselves in these situations in the first place? Are athletes so out of reality that they screw up so easily? Or maybe it's because when you're an athlete, it's a whole different world? Wed, 28 May 2008 02:50:35 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/271620 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/271620 Almost daily, I read comments from the Raider Nation contemplating, proposing, and even campaigning for free agents that they'd like to see the Oakland Raiders sign. Until June 1st, it's unlikely the Raiders will sign many, if any free agents. According to Fox Sports, the Raiders are sitting at $106,555,076, while the cap is $116 million. That leaves only $9,444,924, roughly a little less that Nnamdi Asomugha is due when he signs his tender for being the Raiders franchise player. Since the Raiders somehow always find a way to fit everyone under the cap, it's not out of the realm of possibility that they may find a way to sign a few of these free agents still available. Tue, 27 May 2008 14:12:06 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/271445 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/271445 Just because the vast majority of big name free agents are off the board doesn't mean the talent pool has emptied. Screaming Sports' Serena Hays takes a look at several remaining free agents and the impact they could have both on the field and in the fantasy world... Sat, 24 May 2008 08:08:38 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/270540 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/270540 According to the Tennessean, former Houston Texan RB Ron Dayne will be in town today to take a physical. Thu, 22 May 2008 10:11:03 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/269656 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/269656 The Bengals are currently one of the most troubled franchises off the court, with players like Chris Henry, Odell Thurman, and Chad Johnson's contract negotiation. Today, they have taken one step in getting rid of these problems, by cutting LB Odell Thurman after his many run ins with the law over drugs. Thurman was a top choice out of Georgia and started 15 games in 2005, but since then has done nothing on the field. Is this a good move for the Bengals? Mon, 19 May 2008 13:06:08 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/268563 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/268563 Like a kid at Christmas, Chris Henry has a wish list of teams that he wants to play for; the Cowboys, Saints and the Dolphins. Chris Henry, under house arrest, said by phone he ''would love to play for'' the Dolphins, Saints or Cowboys. But it's hard to fathom Bill Parcells pursuing someone who has had multiple legal problems and faces a potential NFL suspension after a March arrest for misdemeanor assault and criminal damage."That situation isn't what it seems,'' Henry said. ``I regret a lot that has happened.'' The Cowboys have already said they aren't interested, the Saints seem to be the team everyone wants to play for because of their offense and the Dolphins, well they suck and need any good players they can get. Mon, 19 May 2008 11:05:44 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/268532 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/268532 The Cowboys have a not backed down from picking up players with problems if they think the player will help them; Tank Johnson, Pacman Jones, TO. But despite a need at WR, \the Cowboys are not interested in pursuing wide receivers such as Koren Robinson or Chris Henry, according to an NFL source. The team wants either a top, No. 1 receiver, or they remain prepared to go with what they have. Thu, 15 May 2008 10:20:31 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/267237 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/267237 While the free agency purge and the NFL Draft have come and gone, teams hold minicamps and continue to evaluate their rosters as they look to shape the club they will bring to training camp late this summer. While the premier free agents have been plucked from the market, many players -- mostly experienced veterans - remain available to provide key depth or injury replacements. The Eagles are still looking for a premier WR. There a few WR on the free agent market right now that I think could come in and help out in the receving core even though the eagles are happy with the WRs that they have right now there are rumors going around that they are still trying to shop Lito around for a premier WR. I want to know what you think. Would you rather keep Lito on the team and sign one of the WRs on the market right now or trade Lito for a vetern WR. Again I know the Eagles said they are happy with WRs they have right now. I came up with some WRs on the market right now. I know these guys are not the premier WR that we are looking but I think any of them could come in and help us. Koren Robinson, WR: Just released by the Packers and young enough to still have a good career. He has return skills as well as being a big target. A team like Philadelphia should take a look at him. Eric Moulds, WR: Played in all 16 games last year, including eight starts, with 32 receptions for 342 yards. Keenan McCardell, WR: Put up 256 yards and one touchdown on 22 receptions with the Redskins. Chris Henry, WR: Even though he may be the most talented free agent on the street, teams will be hesitant to sign the former Bengal because of his off-the-field issue. Mon, 12 May 2008 16:12:05 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/266163 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/266163 I don't even know where to start with this one. I'll just let Henry's quotes do the talking; "It's been kind of rough for me," he said. "You know, just the fact that these little incidents in Cincinnati have been kind of negative things for me, dealing with cops and things like that. But as far as fans and just people around town, everybody loves me, and I love all my fans." "I think it would be better to move on to another city, a fresh start, new team, new environment, I'm a father now. Got two kids, a little girl and a little boy. It ain't all about me no more. It's about my family." I doubt this will convince Dallas or New Orleans to take him, calling numerous arrests and an 8 game suspension "little incidents" in and around Cincy. He's not done anything wrong, it's not his fault, he's just been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Yup, I believe him, he's just had a run of bad luck. Thu, 08 May 2008 13:39:16 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264872 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264872 Is this the best headline that ESPN could come up with? I wonder if "whoever is interested" includes underage girls in hotel rooms, since that seems to be a Henry favorite. Wed, 07 May 2008 18:38:49 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264503 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264503 A quick run down of some of the stories in the NFL and other sports. Wed, 07 May 2008 13:32:07 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264324 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264324 "Undisclosed" meaning...Cowboys? *cough* haha. ;) Wed, 07 May 2008 09:59:44 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264242 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/264242