Breaking News: Guys Like Broads

Roger Clemens popped a country singer and Ronaldo solicited a couple Brazilian prostitutes who happened to have penises. Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with Divine Brown - who looked like Joe Louis in a wig. Tom Brady impregnated one model and (since that adds pounds) found himself another model. Brian Urlacher had a wife and a couple kids but decided to jump on Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley's sloppy second and make him a third baby. I can just hear Pissed Off questioning his monitor, "What in God's name is he getting at?" more...