POWER RANKINGS: TWO IN THE PINK

Power rankings are useless bullshit, just like political polls, but somehow with even less basis in fact. That's why we compile our own, to both subvert their influence and increase our own. As iconoclasts, we're very confused.1. Justified homicide. Isn't that what war, and by extension Memorial Day, is all about? Maybe not, but I've spent the last four days in L.A. and I'm ready to scorch n' salt this sad patch of Earth effective immediately. No doubt feeding into my malevolence were these pics of more...