it's a Madonna pap smear

Yes, I am a slacker and yes, I have missed a lot of Pawtucket neat-o roster moves. I'm also leaving for my vacation in like three days so even more absence of me.

So while I was away partying and whatnot, Chris Smith was called up and Bartolo Colon was called up and Brandon Moss came back and said ,"HEY SEAN DANIELSON YOU INSENSITIVE SCHMUCK GIVE ME NUMBER 12 BACK!!!" more...