Why the NFL needs to keep the salary cap in place, presented in a convenient, easy to read top ten list. Some summarized snippets: 8. "Hey, is that Freddie Mitchell?" AAA NFL football! 5. Presenting, The Detroit Zoo Lions! 3. The full wrath of Daniel Snyder's wallet will finally be unleashed upon the world!

A lot of hoopla has been made about Kevin Garnett's post championship win interview with Michelle Tafoya. A lot of people were confused by things that were said and things that he did. Well, luckily for you, the entire thing was crystal clear to me. So, I've felt the burden to break it down and translate it to anyone who did not understand it. Which was a lot of people.

Who will visit the house for a whole day as Kobe's guest? His wife? A teammate? An obsessed Spaniard who is dedicated to following his every word? You'll have to go see, cause I'm not telling..

A little late, I know.. but the masses need to be informed. Red Sox starting pitcher Bartolo Colon, who's been having a pretty impressive comeback season pitching-wise this year, has been placed on the 15 day DL due to a stiff back. Why you ask? Well, no videos or pictures exist anywhere on the Internet, so let me show you with my computer paint skills.

Find out what happens when our athletes get to let off a little steam, drink some booze and interview each other.

In one of the most active, exciting NFL off seasons in quite some time, the 2008 free agency period gave all of those suffering football withdrawals plenty to whet their appetites. Or at least it did for me. Please tell me I'm not the only one who suffers from football withdrawals..

What follows is a nice concise list of the 10 off season events which have the biggest potential to impact everything in which they've come into contact with.

Our eight athletes finally arrive at the house and are introduced to one another much to the chagrin of the more egotistical of the bunch (Note: Most of them). Will LT get his Vizio TV? Will someone finally return one of Mark Madsen's high fives? Who will Roger Clemens snap on first? Did you know that the host is Steely McBeam!? How many more questions do you need? Go read it!

What it is: The Real Sporting World is a Real World parody but with athletes. It features Tom Brady, Roger Clemens, Mark Madsen, Manny Ramirez, Peyton Manning, L.T., A-Rod and Kobe Bryant. The pilot episode has everyone traveling in pairs towards the destination house where the surprise host of the entire show is waiting. You'll never, ever guess who the host is. No way, no how.

A Real World with athletes parody featuring Kobe Bryant, Roger Clemens, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Mark Madsen and more!

Pretty self-explanatory. Think you know who's number one?

Some examples:

- The fantasy team killer award

- The bandwagon award

- The steroid blues award

In addition to others and the usuals (MVP, best pitcher, etc.) Enjoy.

Because everyone likes to take quizzes that tell us what we already know about ourselves but refuse to admit, I've devised a quiz to gauge just how obsessed you are with your imaginary sporting teams. Are you a fair weather player who plays because it makes random games exciting? Or maybe you are one of the 24 people in the U.S. who have still not participated in a fantasy sports league. Regardless, you need to take this quiz and find out -- because your brain won't give you an honest answer. Not to mention if you never take it, than you'll never know...

We've all laid witness to it. We're all familiar with it. Picture this: Your at a live sporting event, immensely enjoying yourself because hey, it's not like you get to go to these things everyday. Your favorite team is in the thick of the battle and just when you thought it couldn't get any better, some over-excited jackass barrels over a child en route to a foul ball. Even worse, he doesn't even seem to notice what he's done.

While you can definitely chalk up most of this list to the wondrous effects of alcohol, others can be chalked up to plain old stupidity. Still others are a dangerous mixture of the two. What follows is an adventure, exploring the 10 dumbest things fans do at sporting events. Print it out. Frame it. Study it before you go to a sporting event so you can assure you won't go astray and commit one of these fan 'fouls' if you will. As always, enjoy.

Well, here we are, three days into June. The baseball season is a third of the way over and we're beginning to get a grasp on who the contenders are, who the pretenders are and which teams just plain suck ass (See: The Seattle Mariners). None-the-less I feel the burden to continue and document the worst teams in the league each week. You have to admit, the advice is sure to come in handy at some point in time. Knowledge is power! Even knowledge about the teams the national media no longer cares about!

The rest (with logo!) at the link.

Every year at least one team that sucked the year prior turns it around and becomes a contender. Every year. Just as consistent is that the sleeper teams that most of the experts pick turn out to take the term too literally and finish the season as if they had been sleeping during all of their practices.

The trap most people fall into when picking their sleeper teams is that they aim too low and expect a horrendous team to suddenly be fantastic through a couple of signings and the draft. While this could happen... technically, it is highly unlikely.

Do you want to impress your friends and colleagues by successfully predicting the breakout team of 2008? Most likely your friends will laugh and make fun of you if you try and bring up your August predictions in January when they come to fruition, but forget them. Just make a blog, cause attention to your predictions and then post incriminating photos of the aforementioned friends alongside it.

Without further ado, here is 10 things to take into account when picking your NFL sleeper team, assuming you have some type of reason to do so. If not, just print this out and read it in the bathroom. It's quick, it's fun and it makes for a very riveting read.

The list at the link.