The Saga in Seattle is over, and the Kevin Durants (a temporary name, I would assume) are on their way to Oklahoma, ending an era in a great basketball city. The NBA still doesn't care.

In the sports world, which is dominated by size, there are bound to be a few figures lacking such girth. Just look at Nate Robinson. But which ten sports figures have the biggest little Napoleon complexes? Here's the list!

We are guessing that Kobe will decline to reply to Shaq with a rap of his own. So, we figured we would write a rap for him!

The Undrafted Free Agent looks back at where he went wrong.

Who knew adjusting a pillow could be so dangerous? Brandon Inge, who "couldn't even make this up," pulled his oblique Monday night after he stretched out to move his pillow. He is expected to miss two weeks. Baseball has had its fair share of bizarre injuries, and Inge's would just be the latest. Where does it rank against baseball's all-time odd injuries?

Eagle Trace Golf Course scheduled a youth tournament for ages 7 to 12 on Monday morning. Later that evening, the golf course was going to be reserved for the adults. More specifically, the patrons of Shotgun Willie's Strip Club. Around 70 strippers were to caddy in their annual golf benefit. As you might have guessed, things didn't turn out too well.

The importance of the safety position to defenses varies across the NFL, depending upon scheme and defensive preference. But for the most part, the general idea behind the safety is to be the last line of defense for your team, preventing plays from going the distance. As always, there's much more to it than that.

New Orleans Hornets Rasual Butler was arrested Monday morning and charged for carrying a concealed weapon and wrongful display of a firearm after threatening club-goers with a loaded gun. He maintains "[he's] a professional athlete, [he] didn't do anything wrong." Rasual Butler is an idiot.

El Salvador wins a soccer match, but the coach's reward is to be carried off the field by some naked guy? A Spanish coach (I think) is caught staring at a plus-sized sunbather? Yes, these are the moments only pictures can truly depict.

I know you have been waiting months for this list.

Too often, money hungry NFL players are just full of shit when it comes to their contract demands. St. Louis Rams running back Steve Jackson isn't demanding more guaranteed money or anything like that. Still, his girlfriend suggested he get his system cleaned out with a colonic. He was traumatized, coming out of the procedure looking "like a kid who'd been in there with R Kelly."

The recent news that Pacman Jones wants to go by his birth name, Adam, is bad news for baseball's Adam Jones. The Orioles' outfielder isn't the only athlete in the unfortunate position of having to share names with a legally challenged or infinitely more famous person. Our sympathy goes out to the likes of Jay, Eddie, Ervin "Not Magic" and Evan. These guys have it rough!

We can scratch another origin of Jevon Kearse's nickname, the Freak, off of the list. Apparently, he lacks a freakish ability to handle alcohol, and the cops noticed.

The following instant messaging conversation took place following the Celtics' championship win. A fan had no idea Celtics guard Ray Allen wanted to ax the Big Three nickname. Now, he will find out about the Big 15 and Brian Scalabrine. Let's join them as the conversation begins...

Kevin Garnett, previously a doubter, realized anything is possible, even him winning a championship. Of course, with victory comes many honors, the most prominent of which is Wheaties! Kevin Garnett with a proper jumpstart to his day? NBA, watch out for the repeat!