Curtis Whitley, who admitted to using methamphetamine during his NFL career, was found dead recently in Texas. The former offensive lineman for the Carolina Panthers was 39 years old.

According to Falcons owner Arthur Blank, Michael Vick is playing prison football at the United States Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas.

"Hollywood might have had RoboCop, but the real world now has a robot more attuned to the prosaic realities of the street. The Bum Bot. That is what Rufus Terrill calls the rolling, remote-controlled invention he uses to flush out the prostitutes and pushers who gather near his Atlanta bar, which is two blocks from the city's largest and most controversial homeless shelter."

WTF.

Cheerleader dies following elective breast surgery. 18-year-old Stephanie Kuleba, captain of the West Boca High cheerleading squad, died on Saturday. No word yet on whether or not Kanye footed the bill for what in hindsight was clearly a very foolish idea. Don't you just love hindsight?

"Members of the SRU men's and women's track teams face suspensions after one student posted pictures on Facebook featuring several athletes at a drinking party in a hotel room at the Good Nite Inn while traveling during spring break."

The part, though, that interests me is that the school prohibits not only underage drinking (duh) but also social networking: "We have policies that prohibit social networking, which prohibits posting on sites like MySpace and Facebook."

So even PG-13 vanilla Facebook activity is banned? What is this, China? What happened to the First Amendment? Did that not make it through to the Sweet 16?

Who cares if it's fake.

Pretty Boy Floyd aka Money Mayweather got tossed out of the ring last night by the Big Show after Mayweather taunted the fat man during their weigh-in.

The Cal pole-vaulting goddess and internet sensation set a freshman record last weekend with a 13' 1" mark. New photos available.

That's the word from a source inside the prison. " Michael Vick is not in [administrative segregation] - he's right there with the rest of the inmates. A few [inmates] stepped to him when he first got there but everything is cool now ... My [family member] says that he's paying a Mexican gang to keep him safe."

Reggie Miller says that the corners of the basketball court are called titties. "My guess is that when Reggie Miller was younger, it was his sister Cheryl that taught him how to shoot three pointers. At the time, a young Reggie wasn't yet strong enough to release the ball from over his head, and so Cheryl instructed him to "shoot from the titty," and they just happened to be standing down by the baseline at the time."