This following story illustrates the fact that Red Sox fans need to relax and probably stop dropping out of middle school...

1) He has sex with at least 3 girls hotter than he did on Prom Night

2) He will utilize a Wang influenced two seam fastball/sinker pitch so he can get a ground ball and keep his pitch count low.

3).....

Considering that the Knicks new coach requires it, and the Knicks haven't had one since Doc Rivers, it is critical that we draft a Point Guard this year. Most of the draft experts agree with this notion. Here is a look at the strengths and weaknesses of the two that will most likely be around when the Knicks have to make their selection...

In case you haven't heard yet, Yankees ace Chien-Ming Wang hurt his foot bad while running the bases on Sunday.

Let's pretend that a 7th grader was the editor of a major newspaper. Or if thats too difficult, pretend that you are the editor of the New York Post. The Yankees Ace goes down with an injury during the game and now you need to make a compelling headline that will grab peoples attention. This is what I came up with.

YOUR BOY JEREMY SHOCKEY GOT INTO IT WITH GM JERRY REESE.

CHECK OUT WHY HE DID AND WHY I AGREE WITH HIS REASON FOR DOING IT

ALSO SEE MY ARGUMENT ON WHY THE GIANTS SHOULD NOT TRADE SHOCKEY AWAY

I was able to find a really funny Photo of the Mets first Draft pick plus take a look at whats good and whats bad about both the Yankees and Mets First two choices

Anyone who can even claim they are a Mets fan knows that Aaron Heilman is singlehandedly responsible for at least 5 Mets losses this year alone. Because bloggers and people who read blogs have ADHD, I wanted to organize my odious thoughts of him into a list format.

Luis Castillo is up at the plate. Man on first and second, 1 out, Mets down 3 runs. A chopper to the shortstop who converts a 5-4-3 double play to end the inning.

You can apply the above situation to basically any game the Mets lost this year. I feel like I am watching an episode of the Twilight Zone every time Luis Castillo gets up to bat with a man on first base....

In one scenario, Girardi was so fired up about a bogus foul call...

In the other scenario, Willie Randolph has a constant puss on his face...

Also a funny side by side picture comparison on the jump as well and a video of Girardi's recent tirade

The Yankees, fumbling around in last place, announced during last nights game that they will begin the reliever-to-starter transition.

Check out my estimation on how long it will take before he takes the mound in a big league game and why.

When the Yankees and Mets play each other its always great for the fans, the media, and even people who run crappy New York Sports websites.

I could give you a recap of what I thought about the games and blah blah blah. But it decided it would be more fun and a even a more effective use of my time (especially during work) if I created a bunch of LOL'z instead.

What are LOL'z you ask? LOL'z are pictures that you can create on Icanhascheezburger.com...

..and so have I. Mets lose 3 of 4 to the Nationals and Mets fans all over are feeling the same sediments as closer Billy Wagner. Here is what Billy said to the media after the game... "Someone tell me why the f*** you're talking to the closer. I didn't even play. They're...

The Jets begin Practices this week and everyone is excited to hear about who the Starting QB will be. 5 advantages and Disadvantages on both whiteboys.

The NY Post says that linebacker Antonio Pierce has a gut feeling that Michael Strahan will retire because....

All this hub bub about booing the Mets is getting to me. Stemming from Carlos Delgado's denial of giving Mets fans a cookie curtain call has some peoples panties tied in a knot....SAVE THE BOOS FOR WHEN THEY DESERVE IT FOLKS STOP WATERING THEM DOWN