Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?

A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?

A: The Linc - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?

A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?

A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.



Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !

A quote from McNabb last night from the attached article:

""There's no room for error," McNabb said. "We have to win these next couple games. Our mind-set can't be what's going to happen when we get to the playoffs. We just have to focus on winning the next couple games......."

Did you here what Madden said about Donovan's low interception percentage last night? He said no wonder it is low. Becasue even balls thrown that should be intercepted are thrown so poorly no one can catch them.

I watched Tom Brady last night and he was nearly always on the money. And don't give me the crap McNabb does not have receivers. His pathetic attempts down the field last night were outright emabarrassing while Brady hit his men on the numbers. And we see again McNabb throwing the ball at wide open receivers feet. We see receivers over the middle that have to dive to the ground to make a catch that essentially takes any additonal yardarge out of the equation. We see McNabb nearly immobile when the pocket collapses.

The O' Line stunk up the link, and the D did no better. Andy looks like he should be pushed out to sea buy PETA.

I was embarrassed to be an Eagles fan last night. We were outplayed, out hit, out coached and out classed.

The ERA (if there ever was one) of McNabb is over. Following him out the door needs to be Big Red.

Even if the fact is true the Dmac is only at 75% I don't know if I like the fact that he THINKS he is only that way. A person has to feel they are 100% ready to succeed.

If I had it in the back of my mind I were only at 75%, I don't know if I could focus on getting the job done.

Am I reading too much into this? At least he did not say I am 110%, that statement makes by Irish blood boil.

Shinny