This probably isn't how Avery Johnson envisioned his team's consecutive win streak ending, but they had to lose sometime, right? The Warriors played pretty much the perfect game (4 starters finished with 16 points) and ended up blowing out the league's best team, 117-100 in Oakland.

Golden State is now just one game behind the Clips for the eighth seed in the West. Now that they're healthy, does anyone think they can sneak into the dance for the first time since Run TMC?

In retaliation for a perfectly clean hit, the Islander's Chris Simon hits the Rangers' Ryan Hollweg in the face with his stick. How is this not assault?

Now we're definitely not getting any work done next week...I love the interweb.

Following in the footsteps of French rapper MC Solar, Tony Parker apparently has become a rapper. My question is how the hell does this asshole make a rap video and not put in even one shot of Eva Longoria? Does he really think we want to watch a bunch of layups and 16 footers?

Insert John Amaechi joke here.

Will Ferrell as W. talking about Global Warming.

This gem comes from the left foot of Martin Palermo of Boca Juniors. I know pretty much nothing about soccer, but I know this is dirty. You have to wait through about 30 seconds of celebrating, but it's worth it.

Idiot stretcher-bearers...worth a chuckle at least.

This is the height of a season filled with Gilbert-mania...the "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" guy is writing about me now for the New York Times. Sadly, this comes on the heels of me shooting 14/65 from the field over the past three games, all losses (a scorching 21.5% clip). Still a good read on why I'm a breath of fresh air in the League. Don't call me quirky!

Interesting list here...shockingly, none of us made it. In a shout out to the little guys, though, Will Leitch of Deadspin comes in at #20. Peter King and Bill Simmons also make the list.

They had initially included The Critic, but later found out that he was a fraud and a liar.

Amobi "Don't Call me Christian" Okoye is a 19 year-old senior at Louisville who will likely go in the first round of the NFL draft. He's so smart that he started high school at age 12, signed with Louisville at age 15, and graduated with a degree in Psychology this past December. I already mentioned that he's only 19, right?

Some sick Dwight Howard dunks as he prepared for the dunk competition. He hits his head on the rim in one...and he didn't even get to the second round.

A guy overheard something that sounded like a violent rape at his neighbor's apartment, so he busts the door down and holds the neighbor at SWORDPOINT while he waits for the cops. Turns out his neighbor was just watching porno a little too loudly.

This is my worst nightmare...I've got to move somewhere with thicker walls.

Despite the fact that Nets GM Rod Thorn said that there was only a 5% chance that his team would make a move, there are numerous reports that the Nets are going to make a splash, with the most likely move being Kidd to the Lakers.

If Andrew Bynum is involved, I'm not sure the move is worth it for the Lakers (do you really think Kwame Brown can battle Duncan, Brand, Yao, and Shaq). Bynum is on the way to becoming a dominant center in this league, and those are few and far between these days. This would also show the Nets have a lot of confidence in rookie Marcus Williams.

Kobe and Kidd could be one of the best back courts of all-time, though.

Would this put the Lakers up there with the Suns and Mavericks?

Much maligned striker Craig Bellamy hit a new low as he whacked his teammate John Rise in the legs with a golf club because of an argument about a karaoke competition.

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any detail about the specifics of the argument. Not too much detail here about the specifics of the karaoke argument...was it over who's "Livin on a Prayer" was better, or was it about "American Idol"? This guy makes Stephen Jackson look like an Eagle scout.