This list made me think 2 things:

1) UFC entrances eat a nut

2) How freaking amazing would it be to get Lenne Hardt to leave your voicemail message?

This is the problem with sports. I love 'em and hate 'em. Fun to play, fun to watch and even sometimes fun to talk about. (The English call it "sport" which actually makes much more sense, but I won't confuse the peasantry). Anyhoo, the problem with SO MANY sports fans (you? probably.) is that they are DORKS with no clue as to what they're talking about.

Apparently the AOL Sports guys should be writing for TheHouseofSmack.com, because their slideshow of the 22 best athlete mugshots is pretty damn impressive...but they also missed an assload of other amaaazing athlete mugshots from the past, so in traditional TheHouseofSmack.com one-up-dom, I added a few to the list here.

An analysis of NBA player nicknames.

To commemorate Patrick Roy's balls out goaltending and temper, (as well as his son laying a shellacking on an opposing goaltender this weekend) lets take a look at a couple of sweet goalie dust-ups.

In honor of Wednesday nights RECORD TYING speed KO of Houston Alexander by James Irvin at Ultimate Fight Night, I've tried my bestest to assemble a collection of super-turbo-action knockouts for all of our viewing pleasure.

A quick GSP Interview.

In my other job, I pretend to be a radio host. During this pretending, I sometimes get the opportunity to meet and interview some kick ass individuals.

One such individual happens to be UFC Welterweight Georges St. Pierre…and being the mixed martial arts nerdy fanboy that I am, I obviously get all giddy at the opportunity to sit down with one of these guys.

(Also known as: "How Nerds Mate" and "Slow People Have Fun Too")

These are all REAL LIFE "sports" played by actual humans somewhere on the planet. I mean its not like there aren't enough regular sports available, but somehow people can't be satisfied and have to screw with perfectly good ones, or make up their own crap.

With Tony Dungy gracing the cover of EA Sports' NFL Head Coach 09 we are left with a few thoughts:

A. Seriously, how awesome is coach Dungy?

B. Are there any other coaches that could've worked?

So without further ado, let's take a look at what features the game would've had if they had chosen someone else besides the marvelous Man-God Tony Dungy.

Right up there with road rage, shootin' stuff and war, what would Americas pastime be without a salute to those who turn the privilege of playing a kids game for money into a debaucherous clusterf**k of ego, HGH and and unabashed a**hole-dem?

Videos of Silva's only MMA losses....and then some.

A hilairious comparision of cheezy action films and the UFC event the STOLE THEIR NAMES!

According to such reliable sources as Dana White, the UFC has a tough time selecting names for UFC events…I beg to differ.

Ok so maybe you don't train MMA. But I'm sure your curious about it right? Ya me too, but would you let yourself get KO'd by a proffesional fighter? I didn't think so, well this guy thinks gettin choked might be fun! And the Darwin award goes to...

An in depth analysis into the complexity of the MMA fighters nickname. From "Handsome" to the "Hungarian Nightmare", where do they come from and more importantly, why do they have it?